Dirty Ruwen

When someone doesn't shower for weeks but then forces you to give head on his cheese dick

He did the dirty Ruwen on me and it traumatised me

by ibangedurmumyesterday August 13, 2022

Dirty Cailyn

A dirty Cailyn is only for the legless. You start by spitting on the dick, then you begin to spin on the dick, putting your arms out and becoming one as a helicopter. Right as he’s about to cum, you just get up and leave. But with your arms of course, army crawling, because you have no legs.

Man Mary gave me a dirty cailyn last night and her thighs shook so hard they fell off

by Catsarenicee August 28, 2022

Dirty Hornedickpeter

When u watch andrew tate and masturbates so Hard that you accidently liked a homophobic dog tiktok post with the Phrase "let's hope it's just a phase" with your cum and then shove a Stick up your bare ass.

P1: "Hey dude u good?"
P2: "nah bro just pulled a dirty hornedickpeter"

by Dirty hornedickpeter September 6, 2022

Dirty Mitchel

A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes

Yo I was at my friends and we did a dirty mitchel

by Steven lime April 29, 2022

dirty gordon

Dirty Gordon: the act of being shot out of a canon, while on 100mg of Viagra and holding a SEGA Genesis, at a large herd of elderly goats, for sexual gratification.

I brought a cannon and some sheep, let's pull a dirty gordon!

by asfhuahofi May 5, 2022

dirty faucet

Your butthole after Chili's and anal.

We are NOT having anal, I don't want to be a dirty faucet tomorrow morning.

by Mr . Plumber May 6, 2022

Dirty Dunkin'

Consists of taking a shit on the floor just beside the toilet. The name refers to the act of dunking (basketball), yet in the case of a "dirty dunkin'", it really needs to be performed outside of the "rim," which makes the name ironic; otherwise it doesn't qualify as a dirty dunkin'. The name also refers to the first known dirty dunkin'*. While recommended being performed in a public area, it could be, theoretically, be done inside a private property.

*The first known dirty dunkin' took place inside a Dunkin' Donuts, in the small american city of Campton (NH).

Joe Lacrass did a dirty dunkin' in the men's locker room (again)!

by Disco Gringo May 9, 2022