dirty robert

the act of watching hentai while orgasming from a vibrator

"dude, this guy fucking creamed when watching hentai in class! he pulled a dirty robert!"

by Glizzyglobber October 31, 2022

Dirty mahoney

When a big large pale man, jumps on your bed and shakes his hair all over your foreskin.

When I went to her house she gave me a dirty Mahoney.

by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022

Dirty Mitchel

A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes

Yo I was at my friends and we did a dirty mitchel

by Steven lime April 29, 2022

dirty gordon

Dirty Gordon: the act of being shot out of a canon, while on 100mg of Viagra and holding a SEGA Genesis, at a large herd of elderly goats, for sexual gratification.

I brought a cannon and some sheep, let's pull a dirty gordon!

by asfhuahofi May 5, 2022

dirty faucet

Your butthole after Chili's and anal.

We are NOT having anal, I don't want to be a dirty faucet tomorrow morning.

by Mr . Plumber May 6, 2022

Dirty Dunkin'

Consists of taking a shit on the floor just beside the toilet. The name refers to the act of dunking (basketball), yet in the case of a "dirty dunkin'", it really needs to be performed outside of the "rim," which makes the name ironic; otherwise it doesn't qualify as a dirty dunkin'. The name also refers to the first known dirty dunkin'*. While recommended being performed in a public area, it could be, theoretically, be done inside a private property.

*The first known dirty dunkin' took place inside a Dunkin' Donuts, in the small american city of Campton (NH).

Joe Lacrass did a dirty dunkin' in the men's locker room (again)!

by Disco Gringo May 9, 2022

Dirty DLR

When you accidentally start a Russo-Communist Orgy in the hopes of freeing your home country of Colombia from the Narcs.

Dan pulled a full-on Dirty DLR in theo class. Schnazuer moment.

by NoahBerger May 12, 2022