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Chocolate Eclair

When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.
Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair
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Chocolate Soda

When an interracial couple has sex that ultimately ends in explosive diarrhea
“Don’t Tell anyone, but Patricia and Tyrone just shared a chocolate soda.”
by hazelbeit April 14, 2018
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Chocolate Diamond

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016
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Chocolate Heat

When a big sweaty black man comes and lays on you.
"When Jerome comes back from the gym he gives me the classic Chocolate Heat"
by Closecomic October 1, 2016
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Chocolate Fountain

When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.
Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.

Is that why my sheets were brown?
by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019
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Chocolate Chip Taco

When you're eating a girl out during 69 and a slight movement loosens and drops a few pieces of butt crust into your mouth while you are devouring that pink taco
Damn Bro I was eating this girl out and she didn't wipe the night before so you already know I got a taste of that chocolate chip taco
by MrDooTheDash September 27, 2022
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chocolate surprise

during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face
last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise
by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 4, 2020
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