chocolate ass

When someone fucks you and right after shits on your cooch

Jimmy had chocolate ass after fucking ally and serina

by HD March 18, 2016

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest August 18, 2015

Big Chocolate

Big Chocolate is the husband of steph, he loves her very much, but he also loves Bladee and drain gang. He owns an irony page. He is silly and goofy. gay gay gay gay gay

He just recited another Bladee lyric, he’s so Big Chocolate.

by BigChocolate123 July 16, 2022

chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

by AGBurton August 07, 2008

Chocolate Smoothener

That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.

Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.

by Connor69gaymer420yeet May 14, 2020

Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

A butt hole anus brown eye stink star

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel

by Paisley_pony February 12, 2012

Chocolate Cliffhanger

the act in which the woman licks the male's genitalia whilst the male is defecating on the female's chin. This is where the "Cliffhanger" comes into play.

"yo bro, i gave my woman a chocolate cliffhanger last night!

by loves 2 spooge November 07, 2009