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butt flakes

A a think encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.
Man, Mandy is such a slut. I was gonna do her doggy style but her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes.

Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.
by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005
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Knuckle butt

A guy who is not gay but loves it when a girl penetrates his anus with her finger during sex.
Jeremy's motto is "your not gay if a girl is doing it to you. Guess you can say he's a knuckle butt.
by Ballard757 February 19, 2011
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butt sack

An older woman's saggy butt that hangs down like a sack
Guy 1: Hey isnt that your grandma?
Guy 2: No way man, she's got a butt sack!
by joe peterson August 15, 2006
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stinker butt

someone who uses hand to wipe butt..or ( a 2 year old ) who like to poop....
my peeps call me stinker butt, because I never wash or wipe my butt....

You ask why?? (I tell U )
I work in a mexican cocina en la pared del cuarto de baño it says wash hands after wipe butt.
I no wipe butt then no need to wash hands... I love your cuntry
by itichie_nocanpo August 28, 2006
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butt monkey

a term appropriate when someone has upset you by being an idiot.
'Hey. You shouldn't have done that butt monkey!'
'Um, no one says 'She is called.' Butt monkey!!!'
by apologeticbuttmonkey April 24, 2008
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Butt Biscuit

1.a person who is a pain in the ass.
2.a person that is a biscuit in your butt
by indian guy February 2, 2009
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butt hurt

when someone gets all whiney and mopey about something dumb. see green weenie

term first coined on a stupid boat filled with military personnel.

see also - meadows - waddell
you just butt hurt 'cuz you gotta scrub the floor.
by disgruntled by usmc May 16, 2003
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