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Boomer Board

A Boomer Board is a board used by the good old "back in my day" generation. The Boomer Board is used to Show off ones piece of shit underwhellming and unimpresive Car and or other motor vehicle such as a motorcycle or boat. The board normally includes useless facts such as the paint code or total number of other v6 piece of shit garbage cars with the same spec package.
One owner Nick name: My wifes tits Make:Bad Model: Ass
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!
by DownAstronomical June 26, 2023
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Boomerang gay/lesbian

A boomerang gay/lesbian 🪃 is someone who engages in flirtatious behaviour then disappears to play the field/hoe face around and then tries to come back to you like a boomerang (once they potentially feel like worthless and shitty about themselves).

It stems from a Chinese proverb 好馬不吃回頭草.

This translates into "A Good Horse Will Never Return to Graze on Grass that It Has Already Passed by." - A Chinese Proverb or similarly, “Grass isn’t always Greener”

So don’t accept that return boomerang. They lost their chance :)
Joe is such a messy boomerang gay, he’s trying to slide in my DMs again after disappearing for weeks to date/hoe around.

Kelly has a tendency to be a boomerang gay/lesbian, so don’t put all your eggs in one basket
by Tristan le July 10, 2023
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boombabong

When a baby is dropped or smacked upside the head and now it’s stupid as fuck
Shut up you boombabong
by Kendall is stupid July 16, 2023
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Boomerslop

Any medium relating to/or an outdated concept that was found appealing starting from the 90's and back. These concepts can include: mindless action movies, country music, meatloaf (food), denim jeans etc
Did you watch the new Mission Impossible?

Nah man, that's boomerslop.
by Dtaanddtb July 17, 2023
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Boomer Chicken

A game where two people compete on who can waste the most amount of time at their office until someone gives up to attend to a personal need.
"Sorry, I won't be home for dinner tonight; my boss has challenged me to a game of boomer chicken."
"Go to my Dad's funeral? That's impossible; I'm stuck in a game of boomer chicken."
by Cionadh July 19, 2023
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Boombaclarkj

Boombarclarkj is an insult created by mankind whose literal meaning is “asshole of the son of a monkey
John accidentally runs into Bill’s car making a scratch on the paint. Bill is mad.
John: ”Oh man I’m so sorry”*he then runs away without exchanging information as he does not have insurance*
Bill: “You f****** Boombaclarkj”
by TheJollyRogerbro July 19, 2023
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boomerang land

Person 1: yo lets go to boomerang land one day! it will hit different there!
Person 2: yeah boi!
by bananas933lol July 21, 2023
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