bitch tax

1. The price you pay for having a girlfriend or wife. It could be money or something more abstract such as loss of your freedom.

2. Alimony and/or child support.

You, remembering the good old days: "I used to be flush with cash until I started paying the bitch tax"

Coworker to you: "Hey man you wanna grab a beer after work?"
You: "I'd love to but I can't afford the bitch tax".

by TenInchTim October 3, 2007

slime bitch

a bitch covered in slime

"whoa is that girl covered in fucking slime?"
"yeah... fucking slime bitch"

by sphete April 23, 2017

Bitch Combo

The use of the Battle Rifle, and Plasma Pistol in tandem in Halo 2 for the Xbox. A player will charge the Plasma Pistol, fire it (a charged shot takes downa persons sheilds) and then pulling out the Battle Rifle to use as an instant headshot. This combo is generally also whored by noobs that think that they are good at the game. This term was popularized by the person with the gamertag Buttered Cat, or now currently I DbX I Static.

I can't even be spawned for more than 5 seconds without being bitch combo'ed!

by I Mono I June 11, 2006

ditch the bitch

a phrase you use when you need to exclude somebody out of your group

"Yo, jimmy's coming with us at the movies?"
"nah, let's ditch the bitch"

by IDoPython December 15, 2014

Good Bitch

a person (girl) that is a total bitch , and knows about that .

But wont hang out with you , not to ruin your life because of her character,

She let you live a good and happy life .

John: Dude how is your gf ?
Jack: We broke up, but she's a good bitch !

by Que Pasa Mufasa ? December 29, 2015

tattoo bitch

When you and a friend make a pledge to get matching tattoos together.

Lara: Hey Hamish, I think it would a great idea if we were to get matching tattoos of the KFC logo on our bum cheeks!
Hamish: That's a great idea!

Lara: Instead of being my bottom bitch you can be my tattoo bitch

by chexxa November 7, 2012

crazy bitch

A crazy bitch is one of the female gender who will spontaneously attack you with their purse, kicks your ass when they sit behind you, looks up "hard core sex" on laptops, claims to be an angel, and many other things.

NOTE- numbers taken off the end of name in order to keep identity private.

NotAnAngel lol (11:15:05 PM): how am i such a crazybitch
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:23 PM): umm...you just are
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:40 PM): ask kyle, we could make a big list of crazy things about you
NotAnAngel lol (11:15:43 PM): what did i do im an angel
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:52 PM): LMFAO
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:58 PM): ok
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:16:08 PM): i'm adding "crazy bitch" to urban dictionary

by dead general March 27, 2005