A bean is a precious, adorable, and selfless person, this term is also used for adorable things in general.
Person 1: "Did you see David, he's such a precious bean uwu!!"
Person 2: "I know, he's too much of a bean qwq!"
Person 2: "I know, he's too much of a bean qwq!"
by WholesomeDefinitionsuwu February 5, 2020

She beat me in an arm wrestle and smacked my girlfriend on the bum , good chance she's a bean flicker!
by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

a shorter version of the slur "beaner" which is a person of Mexican decent. So if you are not at least 50% Mexican, don't say it.
by moosecoose February 26, 2022

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.
We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.
by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 3, 2022

by Gingerbreadboi April 16, 2024

by Nerd_Rages April 1, 2020

the food of the gods
by theGuyWhoMadeTheBeanDefinition December 14, 2020
