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Mrs. Weirdo

A person that is in a relationship with another weirdo that love the weirdo as who they are with all their weirdness and is also weird themselves. They can either be married or a couple as long they have an undying love for each other and their weirdness is often partnered up with their other half
Oh that's Mrs. Weirdo, Mr.Weirdo wife they are weird but perfect for each other
by AnotherWerido July 10, 2019
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E.J. Weisz

A person, typically from New England, who adores frigid, winter weather about as much as they loathe the heat of summer, and makes a conscious, lucid decision to pack up their life and move it halfway across the globe to Australia.

Given these circumstances and subsequent contrast of opinion, E.J.s appear to make and honor these decisions with relative ease despite a societal expectation toward the absolute contrary. This is likely the result of a "big picture" mindset and an ability to rapidly prioritize, sacrifice, and acquiesce to various environments in a way that most people cannot.

However, in spite of acknowledging their own responsibility and willingness to physically put themselves in such a position, they will go out of their way to loudly express their annoyance or disdain for everything around them, barring the actual reason for their commitment to the decision.
"So my job said they'd be willing to offer me a bump in position and nearly double my salary IF I relocate to Alaska by year's end. It's tempting... but I honestly don't know if I could handle being that far away from my family and friends."

"Whoa whoa whoa, wait... Did you just say DOUBLE your salary? Fuck a social life and family, dude! For that kinda money, I'd have damn near turned into E.J. Weisz before the end of the phonecall!"
by Pseudonix June 11, 2022
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If there's an Amelia, there's a weird way

People named Amelia tend to do things weirdly, hence why this saying needs to be patented and forever commemorated in the Ubran Dictionary. Throw aside the saying "If there's a will, there's a way" and use this one instead!
Person 1: Why are you eating your chocolate bar like that? Who eats a kit-kat layer by layer?
Person 2: It tastes better like that... duh...
Person 1: Well you must be named Amelia, because if there's an Amelia, there's a weird way.
by amdigs July 31, 2022
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