god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him

"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021

ice god

a bitch and a dick

fuck you ice god!!!!

by yt7dyupw980jvigyfeuopicjppweo April 5, 2017

the gods

the gods is a girl called maddie laddie and she saves people all the time, including the weekends xoxoxo. she has very good music taste too so hit her up <3

i had to do work this weekend but i couldnt, the gods saved me!

by wilbursootswife March 5, 2021

God

me.

I am God.

by sydisagod December 21, 2021

Kal-El: God of weapons

The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered

"Kal-El: God of weapons descends from the Portuguese culture"

by Dungeon master 7884 July 6, 2022