Dirty Elk

When you finger fuck someone while they’re taking a shit

I was trying to calmly poop last night but then I Had a Dirty Elk happen!

by Thatdude343614 June 28, 2021

Dirty Mico

The act of rolling a blunt while being naked but then dropping and accordingly, stepping on it, resulting in a weed coated foot which will then be inserted in another males butthole.

On the weekend I actually wanted to smoke weed but ended up doing the dirty Mico.

by serious man October 29, 2020

Dirty Saxophone

The act of felating your partner with four fingers in your rectum whilst having a a mouth full of Nutella

At the end of the act, the person giving the blow job spits both the cum and used Nutella and cum onto the other person's chest

Doris was providing gunter with a dirty saxophone at the office parry, thankfully she had remembered to bring some nutella from the kitchenette before hand,. Afterwards she wiped her fingers on hunters shirt, fortunately the brown stains were easily explained away by the Nutella

by Honest Joe January 20, 2021

Dirty Seph

An absolute slut who is into heavy BDSM and choking. She also is a masochistic whore.

person one: man dirty seph is such a slut

by qazwsxedcfvrtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ April 23, 2020

Dirty mac

Or dirty macing. A dirty Mac is a foo whose trying to get at the same female as yourself . And when your not present the “ dirty mac” starts macing to the female real dirty . Like salting your name and game .. talking bad about you when your not there to try and win the pussy …

Ehh homie why u tell Yolla the whip was yours when I stole the MF …. That’s that lame game DIRTY MAC bullshit !!

by GuttersGARAGE March 11, 2022

Dirty Makar

When your drowning in a bathtub full of semen and then have sex with an Indian goddess in Bangladesh.

I barely survived a Dirty Makar.

by Slav420 November 26, 2020

Dirty transformer

A dirty transformer is when a woman gets up during sex and screams "BULMBLEPEE" then pees on your face.

Dude 1: Dude, I totally hooked up with Monica last night.
Dude 2: Nice, did she do something nasty dude?
Dude 1: Hell yeah dude, she threw a dirty transformer at me.
Dude 2: Dude.

by Puchaudcrew April 24, 2020