by RedRocketClark November 6, 2021
Get the Muddy rollmug. The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed
by anonymous July 31, 2024
Get the Eat a fruit roll up off itmug. Definition:
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
Get the Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF)mug. Rickroll is a type of a troll that been used for over a decade now. When song "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley plays it automatically counts as you getting rickrolled
*Never Gonna Give You Up plays* Person 1:HEY! YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED! Person 2:Aw man... I was on my not getting rickrolled streak
by Slavik85 August 11, 2022
Get the Rick Rollmug. The act of moving one's eyes in a way to be sassy and offensive. It's a non-verbal way to tell someone to "fuck off," much like giving the middle finger. Although they don't actually say "fuck off," that's what the gesture means in that manner.
Teenage daughter: *eye-rolling at father*
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"
by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 20, 2020
Get the eye-rollingmug. Getting absolutely demolished. Often when a person is outplayed physically mentally or verbally. After asserting dominance in any situation its crucial that you exclaim "rolled" to show your dominance.
by Shammy Shake God February 25, 2021
Get the Rolledmug. by MJ43V3R January 11, 2010
Get the Bass Rolledmug.