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Piss boiler

When something infuriates you so much, your hatred and fury collects in to heat energy to make your piss boil
"This is a legit piss boiler"
"what do you mean by that"
"This"
"what the fuck ron our floor is melting"
by dumbass of the moon November 26, 2022
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Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.
Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry
by canatex December 20, 2021
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Piss-Face

A term of endearment between people in love- meaning "I'm royally pissed at you, but I still love you as much as I ever did and everything is going to be OK."
"You know what? NO, I'm not sorry, piss-face!"
"Babe, please talk to me. Are we just piss-face right now?" "...yes... piss-face"
by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018
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piss slave

someone who likes being pissed on as a living.
oh yeah you little piss slave drink it all up my little toilet bitch!
by ryl3yXD March 26, 2022
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Piss-Jaw

(noun)
When you’re holding in pee for way too long and suddenly get that random tingling, zapping, or sharp nervous-system “lightning bolt” feeling that shoots through your jaw. Usually followed by panic, leg-wiggling, and speed-walking to the nearest bathroom.
“Bro, I was stuck in traffic for 40 minutes and the piss-jaw hit me so bad I thought my teeth were gonna vibrate out.”
by MAFIO BILL & WIZARD INC. December 5, 2025
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goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.
“I gotta take a goon piss.”
by GoonPisser April 26, 2024
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Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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