Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

Piss boiler

When something infuriates you so much, your hatred and fury collects in to heat energy to make your piss boil

"This is a legit piss boiler"
"what do you mean by that"
"This"
"what the fuck ron our floor is melting"

by dumbass of the moon November 26, 2022

piss slave

someone who likes being pissed on as a living.

oh yeah you little piss slave drink it all up my little toilet bitch!

by ryl3yXD March 26, 2022

Piss-Jaw

(noun)
When you’re holding in pee for way too long and suddenly get that random tingling, zapping, or sharp nervous-system “lightning bolt” feeling that shoots through your jaw. Usually followed by panic, leg-wiggling, and speed-walking to the nearest bathroom.

“Bro, I was stuck in traffic for 40 minutes and the piss-jaw hit me so bad I thought my teeth were gonna vibrate out.”

by MAFIO BILL & WIZARD INC. December 5, 2025

Piss shit monkey

Piss shit monkey is a new phrase used by young audiences. It is used as an insult to any gender or race. And no racism is inplied by using it. The short way of saying it is “shit monkey”

Shut up you entitled piss shit monkey.

by -Not a piss shit monkey September 21, 2022

Chunky butt piss

When you think you can trust a fart but a little shit comes out, then later get to the shitter to find yourself pissing out your ass

Foreman - “where the hell did you go?”
You - “sorry I almost shit myself and had to go to the bathroom and let loose a load of chunky butt piss”

by anonymous August 9, 2023

piss yellow

the most eyebleeding eyeburning color of yellow to exist

Piss yellow is the leading cause of xanthophobia because its so goddamn bright.

by corvus x3 July 22, 2024