When a man buys two turntables for sexual pleasure. He starts rotating the track and has the women lay head down on the record player. The women then drags the mans balls in a circle. It is only completed when there is bleeding. Then they take the blood and cum and mix it together and the women drinks it. Similar yet different from a golden honeybird.
by doormandude March 05, 2018
by Dr jew February 24, 2025
Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021
One of the best SpongeBob episodes filled with funny moments, joke, memorable characters, and a good plot and concept.
Person 1: Man Chocolate With nuts is easily the best SpongeBob episode.
Person 2: I know right. This episode is a classic!
Person 2: I know right. This episode is a classic!
by the fire, and lighting dragon September 28, 2021
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