Little not little

My little babynuts brother person my niece's new best friend my soulmates little I love.

I miss you a little not little

by The little friend November 25, 2025

Little Mikey

Jessie's boyfriend who has a small dick and gets very grumpy/horny when she calls him at 4 AM

Little Mikey gets mad when I say I am more dominant than him

by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019

dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.

You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!

by de-pube November 30, 2022

little brown stick

A symbol of strength and unity among friends.

Bro 1: That object right there is a symbol of strength and unity among friends.

Bro 2: Ah yes, a little brown stick.

by Thrympyr November 28, 2020

Alexander Carlyle Little

The sweetest man who ever lived. The boy with the perfect eyes and nose and hair and smile. A little short, but cute as a button. Sexy af. Somewhat forgetful. Very creative. Few words but many jokes. 10/10 would date again.

Alexander Carlyle Little, isn't that the guy who made that one song ages ago, what's it called again? The day before or something, I think it's on Spotify

by Valar_Moghulis November 23, 2021

little 4

the sexiest friend group to ever exist.

“oh my days is that little 4?” - queen elizabeth
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“you can’t get into the club” - barack obama

“why not?” - donald trump

“bc you aren’t a part of little 4” -barack obama
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“oh how i wish i was in little 4.” - regina george
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“slay little 4🙄💅” - nicki minaj queen of rap

by LittleFourever September 19, 2022

Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022