Beans is a term used in self-harm when you hit the third layer of your skin (Fat). This results into severe pain and possible uncontrollable bleeding. If you accidentally hit this layer seek medical attention if you can't stop the bleeding after some time.
by V1ZE December 19, 2024

by GraphiteText January 27, 2019

When you are having sex with Mexican girl and while you are fucking her you put your finger in her asshole and start fingering her and still keep fucking her.
by Slicknate233 January 5, 2018

Knockin beans, also commonly called beanslap, refers to any number of people in a room alone at night, KNOCKIN DEM BEANS
Kyle: So, last night me and my girl were knockin beans, if yk what I mean.
Karen: Damnit Kyle, I told you to stop sleeping with your sister!
Karen: Damnit Kyle, I told you to stop sleeping with your sister!
by BeanKNOCKER September 15, 2020

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*
Man #2: What happened?
Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*
Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!
Man #1: ;-;
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*
Man #2: What happened?
Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*
Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!
Man #1: ;-;
by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Bill bean is a very sweaty cheese TOASTIE and plays fortnite 230 hours a day also he uses anonymous mode cuz he thinks hes a streamer but someone got more views stamping his foot than his fortnite montages
by Jesus Dad August 15, 2019
