Marc-Dick

A long, slender, perpetually flaccid penis, often acting in the manner of a limp noodle. It has no practical use besides urination. Often pale and clammy.

Marc-Dick, Fishing line, twine, needledick.

by fittucker October 31, 2010

dick cheney

A hired gun who will "accidently" shoot his own friends. He is old and was vice president of the USA for 8 horrible years. He had more power and authority than the actual president. He has strong republican values and that is why the world started to hate the US, becuase the rest of the world is liberal. Was the former CEO of Haliburton so he has business ties that further screwed the USA. Him and his Georgey left the USA in horrible condition, just to see if the democrats can make it better. Gave up by 2003 and with the supervision of G. Bush pointed the USA military at a random country (first he landed on Canada, then China, then landed on Iraq). Suspected robot because he is so old.

Dick Cheney is a dick.

by SilenceDogood January 14, 2010

Cauli-dick

The end your dick looks like a cauliflower...from so many STDs.

Dude..you got "cauli-dick"!
I know...she was a dirty girl.

by Alfay July 22, 2009

Dolphin Dick

When your pee hole is on top of your wiener like a dolphin's blowhole.

Bruh, I think I have Dolphin Dick.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 19, 2019

dick tickler

Slang for a person's fingers.

Tom and Ben work in an industrial setting.
Ben: Which rivets need to be removed?
Tom: Run your dick ticklers along the surface... the ones that aren't flush need to be done again.

by Ben354 June 23, 2007

dick cheese

a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.

I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese

by RussNyc September 9, 2006

whiskey-dick

Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.

I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.

by bamf!crew November 27, 2007