Chocolate

The tastiest, most delicious thing that was ever invented. Loved by 99 percent of the population and The answer to everything.

Q: What's up?
A: Chocolate

Q: Whatcha doing?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's an acute angle?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's the time?
A: Chocolate

Q: Where are the keys?
A: Chocolate

Q: Why do you keep saying chocolate?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's 5 + 6?
A: Chocolate

Q: What?
A: Chocolate

Q: How?
A: Chocolate

Q: When?
A: Chocolate

etc

by Jhdaedggbbkk January 5, 2022

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chocolate rosebudding

The act of anally penetrating the asshole of a black male and therefore causing slight swelling, giving the appearance of a blooming rose.

William was arrested on multiple counts of chocolate rosebudding. It was once said that no black mans ass was ever to be safe around him.

by oh, that guy... March 19, 2014

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Chocolate Time

It's a euphemistic slang, common among college girls, to say that they need to defecate urgently (etymologically in reference to the turd's collor).

"It's '''chocolate time'''" That's what one of the gals in the back of the class whispered to one of her friends to make room.

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Chocolate pacifier

A sexual act in which you insert your thumb into their butt while performing doggy style and before she climaxes you spin her around and stick your thumb in her mouth

I gave her the chocolate pacifier last night

by Dayzed April 16, 2025

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Chocolate

1. A sweet brown piece of candy made from cacao. Usually multiple squares merged into a bar of it.
2. Another way to try and say "shit," "crap," or "poop".

1. "Hey, isn't this chocolate yummy?"
2. "Who's chocolate is this, and why isn't it cleaned up yet?! I need my toilet to be clean!"

by Femtanyl December 11, 2023

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