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Hot Buttered MonkeyLove

Sex so filthy the troop of spider monkeys at the local zoo escape to come groom you both afterwards!
Nicole and I had a Hot Buttered MonkeyLove session that even an hour long shower couldn’t cleanse our souls afterwards.
by Bent Boy September 22, 2023
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All butter

A term used in baking when the only fat used in a dough/batter/pastry is butter.
by NaethanC76 March 23, 2022
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get the cake and the butter

... Wun get the cake and the butter, i count it like hustle.
by samsepi0 September 29, 2025
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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butter brain

when someone is not very intelligent. kind of a ditz. absent-minded person.
"gosh! sandy never understands anything! she is SUCH a butter brain."
by penguinychills April 6, 2023
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buttered

when you get ignored for a really long time and not given solid reason
wow, I can't believe you are buttering me right now. i feel so buttered. how dare you.
by moooooor September 18, 2021
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Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.
Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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