esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

e-pocalypse

An E-pocalypse is a disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term often refers to e-Bay or the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase epokalupsis bayus, literally "sale at the end of the æon, or age".

As time ticked away, ___ just KNEW that the snow-encrusted plow with the deer-head ornament would be his. "Surely, the E-pocalypse is nearing."

by ballpark_frank February 9, 2010

E-Commercable

Goods,Commodities, or Services that qualify to be legally purchased and sold electronically, especially on a large scale, as between cities, states, or countries.

Illegal drugs are not e-commercable.

by Baloney Sandwich February 9, 2010

E-Chepite

I can see your cleavage.

or

I like your cleavage, (using one word).

*yelling* "E-Chepite"

by Clever101 August 1, 2009

e cut

An expression of joy over someones misfortune.

e cut John broke his leg!

by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009

E-Z Throat

water or a liquid beverage

you damm john this pop good
john yeah it looks good let me get some of that E-Z Throat

by wayne84 August 24, 2009

e-joker

A friend or co-worker whose only objective in life seems to be looking for funny (or supposed to be funny) stuff in the net and then force you to look at it together with him.

.George: "I can't believe they haven't fired Mark yet."

John: "I fear the editor in chief is starting to love all that goddamn spam stuff he keeps mailing to the whole office all the day... That's what an e-joker does."

George: "Oh... Ok. I'm off."

Mark:"Hey George, did you checked your e-mail recently? Huh? Huh?"

by The Great Slug September 30, 2009