Gerber Technique

The multi-generational technique for going down on mules.

The Gerber Technique is taught for those looking to work with mules.

by Maginoff August 20, 2011

York Technical College

Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.

This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.

Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'

You: So what are you up to?

Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?

You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.

Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?

You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.

Old high school acquaintance: riiight...

You: Well I gotta go write a paper.

Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?

You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V

by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012

Flute Technique

the ability to basically rock at playing the flute

I kick ass at Flute Technique
(its true! i play!)

by reidsgirl December 15, 2012

Latest technology blues

When you just get the "newest" or "latest" technology and then you see that the even newer version is to come out soon. And you mad.

Ryan Keith Sams-hite acquired the newest galaxy right before seeing an ad for the iPhone 6 causing him to contract the latest technology blues.

by Midnightdirtynames July 15, 2014

eco-techlicious

highly pleasing to the senses, especially with regards to ecology and technology

That logo is eco-techlicious.

by Arcee April 10, 2015

bi-techual

One that is equally enamoured with Android and Apple devices and uses both according to their strengths enjoying the innovations of either device without being a fanboy of either.

I am bi-techual because for what I love about Android I have an android device and for what I love about iOS I own an iOS device. I am not a fanboy of either and I choose to enjoy both worlds

by Zimbo-rita May 21, 2015

vaginal technician

A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina

Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician

by albinoswag September 3, 2016