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The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019
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Slap my ass and call me porky

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya
by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022
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Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
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Slap bunny

A woman who attends a Slap fight for the sole purpose of fucking one of esteemed athletes.
You see that Slap bunny here trying to steal Tammy's man?!
by soibmid August 31, 2022
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Bizatch slap

When you slap your girlfriend so hard, her mother feels it, in fact, her grandmother feels it.

Matter of fact, her great great grandmother, once removed, feels it.
Yeah I hit my girlfriend. I gave her the ole bizatch slap.
by Emmapiaskowski September 23, 2020
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Pack Slapped

The act of bitch-slapping a person with a pack pack, or any other type of baggage that is carried on one's back.
Did you see that dude? I absolutely pack slapped him!
by VenomSlayer14 June 20, 2011
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