Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

Yancy County Rules

Playing any popular game with the simplest rules possible.

Yancy County Rules in this house!
Rock, paper, scissors is played 1,2,3 SHOOT.

Beer Pong doesn't involve "On Fire" "Island rule" or any confusing trickery! You get one rerack.

by Baroness November 12, 2020

yancy county rules

Playing any popular games with the simplest rules possible.

Rock, paper, scissors is played 1,2,3 SHOOT!

Beer Pong doesn't involve "On Fire " "Island rule " or any confusing trickery. You get one rerack.

Yancy County Rules in this House!

by Baroness November 12, 2020

The Unspoken Rules Of Society

The Unspoken Rules Of Society are a bunch of rules only elite members of Society know. Some of the rules are: Never drink water out of a mug, rule number 11, never drink hot cocoa out of a regular cup, rule number 10, and rule number 12, never have a brighter ceiling light and a lamp on at the same time.

" Hey! That LOSER is drinking water out of a mug! He's breaking rule number 11 of The Unspoken Rules Of Society!"

by an_absolute_idiot February 22, 2021

Group 1 rules

When the second half of your class has to attend school 3 days of the week, whilst you chill at home.

1:Hey, you seen that group 2 is going to school thrice this week?
2:Yeah bra, that's why group 1 rules.

by Murducks on YT May 12, 2021

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022