Mexican Dogshit

A joint or a blunt that contains dogshit rolled into it.

Stoner 1: Wanna roll one?
Stoner 2: Hell yeah! I wanna try that Mexican dogshit!
Stoner 1: You're retarded as hell, bruh...

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 10, 2024

Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024

Mexican Stopoff

When two cars stop at an intersection at the same time and each tries to be the nice one to allow the other to go first.

Larry's sweet Aunt Betty was driving him to school and when they stopped at the stop sign near his house, he knew he'd entered a Mexican Stopoff when Betty saw her friend from the knitting circle stopped on the cross street.

by thetexian June 27, 2024

Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.

"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."

by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024

Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.

"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."

by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024

mexican jenga

Exactly what you think it should be

Mexican Jenga really tired me out last night!

by Joe Biden's Toaster July 6, 2024

Mexican sounding

Mexican sounding is basically sounding (inserting a metal rod down your cock) but you have to dip the rod in salsa beforehand.

Fuck Mexican sounding hurts so bad

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024