green morph suit

how to troll the news guy

Person 1: how do we troll the weatherman
person 2: with a green morph suit.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

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Green

I saw it your eyes…
Oh that smile…
Did you see fall I almost did…
It is those arms…
At least from that distance…
Rhyme? I can’t even do…
As my mind is going all ooh ooh…
I had arms too…
I bet you are going through the same thing lol:)

hours have passed…
I wish I would have stared…
The only thing I could do is look at the ceiling…

There you will find balls of green…
A total of two…
Incase you never knew:)

Things have changed…
But trust me when I say my love you always remains!!!

by a dream and 💔 August 5, 2024

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Green Knight

A Green Knight is an overzealous and obsessed fan of said product(s). Green knighting is defending a company's product(s) with blind loyalty at every opportunity, regardless of any legitimate complaints said company receives from anyone else about their product(s).

Reading through the tweets, there are still Green Knights who will defend this bad game.

by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024

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Grady Green

a chronic masturbator

I have watched so much porn lately, that I thing I am becoming a Grady Green.

by k.rehil54ukg54nukhl4githf February 6, 2019

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Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011

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