this phrase is always said by me but only towards my special someone, and that special someone is elijah, he's my literal twinflame :D. whenever i say this phrase, i just want to know that im being completely honest and that i mean whatever i say, oh and i will never lie to you about anything, i promise :) i know some things have been tough in your past, but im here to fill your life up with such joy and love, i will ty my best to cherish you all the way. i promise that i will never leave your perfect self. i just know that you're the one for me and im the one for you <3 our souls didn't meet on accident, they met because they knew that we would fall in love and that we would have our own beautiful love story <333 anyway, if you think that some other guy is having my attention, i promise on my whole family that there is nobody taking away my attention from you, you have my heart and plus you make me the happiest than anybody else C: you have turned my life into the best life i could ever wish upon. you have put me into the right path ever since i met you, and you keep leading me on that path with you :D i pray to god to never lose you, i love you too much, mi amor
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by andreea <3333 March 19, 2021
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Short for every day of my life, each letter is said on its own; mostly used in a sarcastic manner so as to show annoyance.
"Hey are you ready to go yet?"
"Not yet, I have to update my Facebook status"
"E-D-O-M-L you are on the Facebook!!!"
"Not yet, I have to update my Facebook status"
"E-D-O-M-L you are on the Facebook!!!"
by Jackass81 February 03, 2010
welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situǽtion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situǽtion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K
by .Greg. October 11, 2020
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an emotional piece of shit who can easily hide their feelings but can let their feelings out to the person they love. they are so badass but can have days where they're just..nothing.
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