chocolate residue

The brown chocolate like substance on your wang when you pull out of his/her tang

She ate the Chocolate Residue right off my dick!

by Luke(Pookie) November 9, 2023

Chocolate Tea

Teabagging your/someone's shit

She wanted me to make Chocolate Tea. Bruh I'm not into that shit.

by Just_Cr4Zy June 13, 2022

Chocolate Fish Kiss

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.

Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."

by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021

Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.

“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone”

by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023

chocolate dipped banana

When the male wears a banana flavored condom, sticks his dick in either chocolate or an ass, and the partner proceeds to lick/suck it off.

Dylan: Did you hear about what Dan did last night?
Sam: No, what happened?
Dylan: He totally gave her a Chocolate dipped banana last night.
Sam: Nice.

by Antiriv December 11, 2013

chocolate tent

Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.

A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.

I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.

by Jack Dang3r September 13, 2015

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024