Feyi Opaleye is the Lord of Dark Chocolate. His favorite is Lindt Dark Chocolate. Do not disrespect him or else he will drown you in his dark chocolate fountain.
by god99298843 November 15, 2019
Get the Lord of Dark Chocolatemug. Whilst straddling your parter's chest, proceed to dump upon it. Take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating 'The Wookiee Effect'. Fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, 'Yuk it up, Fuzzball'. They should respond with, 'Easy, Chewie' or 'Wookiee Howl'. If the response differs, they don't understand you. You should explore other options.
As Matt sat down to a Sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, "Man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee."
by FussyBritches February 16, 2017
Get the chocolate wookieemug. by The Pasta Man October 24, 2020
Get the Chocolatemug. A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.
by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021
Get the Chocolate Anchormug. by Wizardbutter September 26, 2021
Get the Chocolate Pedicuremug. I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so
by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021
Get the chocolate banana creampiemug. by Joe navy October 26, 2016
Get the Chocolate Housemug.