December 3

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day! Let’s admit it, she’s probably not doing so well right now so be a good s/o and give her your hoodie!

Guy: bro your girlfriend looks so depressed

Boyfriend: we’ll it’s December 3rd so I guess I’ll give her my hoodie
**wraps her in a big hug**

by Kotlc buddy :) December 2, 2021

2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math

Genius math equation. Invented by the

mathematician big shaq.

Math teacher: 2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math.
Me: mom, are you ok?

by Papa günter January 7, 2018

February 3

this birthday has the hottest people born on it and they pull all the milfs and hoes

“DAMN he’s born of February 3rd, well I guess he’s a chick magnet

by Milf locater 69420 December 17, 2021

3 2 1 Geometry Dash

A voice when In the silence part of dash and the voice will say three two one geometry dash before the ship part which lags on some mobile devices.

gd_player: have you heard the 3 2 1 Geometry Dash
non_gd_player: no, what's that
gd_player: 3.... 2.... 1....
gd_player: GEOMETRY DASH
*3x Ship part*

by TwinkleXwX February 13, 2024

3/11 indian

The fucktarded Indian drivers you see as ubers and while your driving

Dave:The Uber I ordered was a 3/11 Indian, and he smelled like a cum dumpster

Tristan:those are the guys you see now adays. Every tim Hortons and pizza pizza you go to has 5/11 Indians.

by U$a1n b01t April 10, 2025

November 3

National ask-your-crush-out-on-a-date Day

noun

"It's November 3, wanna go out?"

by Oxford University Of Words November 3, 2022

0ct0b3r.d1s1nt3grat3s.3

0ct0b3r.d1s1nt3grat3s.3 is a tiktoker that cries too much and is insecure about everything plus they have trauma they care about there girlfriend/wife way too much and won't shut up about things they like

"Hey can you shut the fucking hell up about ___ 0ct0b3r.d1s1nt3grat3s.3" "okay sorry please don't hurt me please I'm sorry" "oh my god shut the fuck up" real conversation :)

by 0ct0b3r.d1s1nt3grat3s.3 May 20, 2022