your dad is bald

This means that your dad is bald and thats it

YOUR DAD IS BALD

by imintheghetto ratatata June 23, 2019

Mellow your yellow

Chill out

It's just a game. Mellow your yellow already.

by SlyNick July 1, 2019

Pissing on your shoes

When you put your trust in someone and then they shit on you from a serious height.

That girl cheats on you all the time dude, she’s constantly pissing on your shoes.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis means to take four deep breaths––while taking your time––to keep yourself chill.

"Maintain-Your-Homeostasis so we can have an ideal classroom environment. And it's a vibe..." Mr. Okezie

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019

For your troubles day

Slip anyone at your school/work etc. a dollar and say “for your troubles” and walk away. Just for fun.

Kid 1: “here for your troubles”
kid 2:”okay?”

kid 3:”what was that?”
kid 2:”idk I think it’s for your troubles day it’s weird”
kid 3:”yeah”

by BruhTime/Moment November 25, 2019

Wonking Your Horn

Jacking off; beating one's meat

You're probably going to end up as some virgin living in your mom's basement and wonking your horn to big tiddy anime girls

by god maybe March 14, 2019

your mather is ded

An phrase used by russian men, usually over the internet, in order to insult you and your family but it ends up sounding hillarious

Russian man: Fak you, your mather is ded

by infinitegarlicbread April 19, 2019