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green clam

"Jeannie came over last night. Gave the green clam."
by greenclammer September 28, 2021
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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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green warrant

TDO or temporary detention order. Green warrant was used in parts of the US of A for when a person, perhaps because of a psychiatric disturbance, posed a threat to oneself or others and it is an order for involuntary admission to a psychiatric institution, or as some might say, a hoo hoo hotel.
That guy needs to be green warranted. He belongs in the hoo hoo hotel.
by Sir Carlton January 15, 2024
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Green

when someone says something mean and they're messed up for saying it.
"yo jimmy you ugly and yo mamma look like a shaved sheep"

"Bruh thats "green" ass hell"
by Big THICC Daddy 69 September 21, 2018
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Green fn

Its's like you make a backetball shot, like jimmy three. Green fn
by ROCK3214 March 13, 2024
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Green Thing

Green Thing a Troll that names her social media channels after a growth on her vagina lip
Those kids with special needs was choked out by Green Thing
by Professor DickDown June 3, 2022
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green garlic

Green garlic happens when you put original garlic in the earth. You can eat it, right of the ground few days later!
- Look at this green garlic!
Eat it, now.
-It tastes like garlic!!
by ILikeToEatPlantsOffTheGround December 21, 2023
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