Ed Sheeran

Edward Christopher Sheeran MBE is an English singer-songwriter. Born in Halifax, West Yorkshire, and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk, he began writing songs around the age of eleven. In early 2011, Sheeran independently released the extended play No. 5 Collaborations Project. Wikipedia
Born: February 17, 1991 (age 33 years), Halifax, United Kingdom
Spouse: Cherry Seaborn (m. 2019)
Children: Jupiter Seaborn Sheeran
Albums: ÷, ×, Autumn Variations, -, =, +, No.6 Collaborations Project, and more
Parents: Imogen Sheeran, John Sheeran
Siblings: Matthew Sheeran

I'm listening to Ed Sheeran because I'm cool

by James 'Jim' Christopher Adkins June 14, 2024

Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).

My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024

ed sheeran

a fucking loser who can't sing for shit and whos music is almost as bad as Taylor Swift's

"Dude did you watch the ed sheeran concert last night?
"Ed sheeran? no, that dude's music is ass"

by average tayswift hater January 26, 2025

Call sheet

A "call sheet" is used in the film industry for a schedule made by an assistant director

"Is David on the call sheet for today?"

by Jpoppy5 January 27, 2026

Call sheet

A "call sheet" is used in the film industry for a schedule made by an assistant director.

Is David on the call sheet today?

by Jpoppy5 January 27, 2026

liquidity sheep shepherd

A scummy social media influencer, trader, or coordinated account who hypes a stock/crypto at peaks to herd retail "sheep" into buying, providing exit liquidity for whales/institutions to dump their bags at the top. They create fake momentum so big players can sell without tanking the price, leaving followers holding worthless positions like dumb livestock. They are most likely paid by the whales to help them maximize profit on their pump and dump schemes.

That is the third time this year you bought that stock and it tanked with in a few days, stop following that influencer he is just a liquidity sheep shepherd who is paid to ensure you are left holding the bag.

by urbanboy77 February 7, 2026

Local Sheep

An individual who appears innocent and pure but is secretly kinky and freaky. Seen typically with a blonde mullet, the local sheep tends to deny being one. Often seen calling other people the local sheep, they tend to project their own fetishes onto others.

Aren't you such a good boy? You're my local sheep

by Village Chief August 19, 2025