One legged wombat

Using a womans prosthetic leg to beat her with it.

That handicapable womans breath smelled like hot garbage and she was up in my face, so I gave her some breath mints with a side of one legged wombat.

by Colin moecain February 4, 2008

dick ass one

1.a word typically said by elementary students and middle schoolers who think that it is cool to cuss and make up their own words that they have learned and gathered into their own saying for their amusement.

2. A creative way to call some the world renowned asshole.

bobby you are a dick ass one.

amy my mom wouldn't let me watch cartoons yesterday, its okay she aint nothing but a dick ass one.

by meek the freak January 17, 2009

one way motherfucker

A person who only looks at the world with only there needs in mind

She wanted you to change everything about your life but didn't want to do a Danny thing to change hers. And you responded " what a one way motherfucker."

by rustedroot April 21, 2016

one fingered salute

To extend only the middle finger as a gesture of hatred or anger.

Also known as the rude finger.

Why did you hit tim?

He gave me the one fingered salute.

by me no wait Jesus December 9, 2007

one man train

When your boyfriend aka "The Fox" has sex with you for over an hour. It's like a train was happening but with only one person.

My boyfriend ran a one man train on me last night, and I am exhausted.

by Pinksyringes June 23, 2014

Are you on one

Up for anything

Are you on one tonight because i need to get crazy.

by Champion Man May 12, 2006

one-legged snowman

golf term for shooting a 9 on one hole (similar to an 8, commonly referred to as a snowman.)

I was having a great round through 16, until I double-bogeyed 17, and then closed with a one-legged snowman on 18.

by golf_junkie August 12, 2008