Bean

the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot

I need to get to the toilet, I'm about to erupt beans.

by lm.lxxiii September 27, 2022

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by minecraftgamer333 November 11, 2021

Bean

Somebody who is abnormally retarded and mentally insufficient in being able to solve simple tasks in daily life.

Kid gets himself out in handball by pulling a Matty Starand missing the serve twice in a row
Handball Players: You Bean!!!

by pattyrogersismydad6969 October 25, 2017

Beans

when you cut yourself deep enough the fat looks like beans poking through

"fuck i hit beans!"

"fuck i hit beans!"

by lewow March 15, 2022

Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina

"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"

by Portajew January 28, 2024

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Bean

An antisocial individual that is smol and nervous.

Brendon: Hey, my name's Brendon, what's yours?
Tyler: I'm a bean
Brendon:Oh that's okay. My friend Josh over there is also a bean.

Josh: hi

by Smøl_Beanitø July 19, 2017