i am not amused

what fancy ass people say when they are unhappy.

"I am not amused." said they posh lady.

by uradweeb September 3, 2019

i lik u

The words a person says to someone they truly hate in texting form.

Girl 1: hey i lik u a lot wanna go out
Girl 1: like* sorry lol
Girl 2: oh yeah sure, i didn’t know whether or not you were gay lol
Snooping parent: damn I thought they were friends but Sarah hates Beth. Strange that they’re going to prom together.

by Lesbian ahaha June 25, 2020

I know words

when someone is bored and decides to look up "I know words", hoping to see some dirty ass definition, but then is disappointed

me - goes on urban dictionary to pass the time, searches up "I know words" hoping to get some sexual feedback. : |
"I'M F**KING DISAPPOINTED IN YOU URBAN DICTIONARY! F**k THIS SHIT.

by MrPseudom April 15, 2021

I need cheese

When your hungry but don't know what to eat.

(talking to self) It's 3am, I'm hungry. I know what to eat! I need cheese!
(talking to self, different person) I have lost my 8th fortnite match, and its 4am, I need cheese to satisfy my hunger.

by mcyeet August 18, 2020

indeed-i-didgeridoo

A longer version of of saying indeed. Used to give something extra to your agreement.

Susan: "do you love me bob?"
Bob: "indeed-i-didgeridoo"

by E-pizzel April 10, 2018

i love femboys

a person who likes femboys

i love femboys wbu u?
oh yea i like them too

by vikoooooo September 3, 2022

i dont fight

That’s the shooter speaking

Derek: You got an issue bud *bucks up*
Jordan: I dont fight . *proceeds to pull out the 9*

by MrAirItOut December 4, 2022