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The Bro Card

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
by clownkid18 January 14, 2012
mugGet the The Bro Cardmug.

Anti-Exclusivity Bro

A type of gamer who claims that 1st party console exclusives are anti-consumer despite consoles are closed platforms that can keep 1st party and 2nd party titles to their own platforms due to copyright laws and also block a competitor's intellectual property from accessing their platform
Anti-exclusivity bros don't understand that Sony won't put God Of War on Nintendo consoles and Nintendo won't put Mario on PlayStation because they hate each other.
by Capital Tonight Sucks September 24, 2023
mugGet the Anti-Exclusivity Bromug.

Bro? The MAA. Ala to

n. 1. Something that someone says when they are mentally insane.

(Proper capitalization is needed.)
n. 2. Someone that is mentally insane.
Person 1: Bro? The MAA. Ala to
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Bro? The Maa
mugGet the Bro? The MAA. Ala tomug.

Ultimate Bro’s

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.
“Bill & Jeremy aren’t gay, they’re just Ultimate Bro’s.”
by Finnzo January 25, 2019
mugGet the Ultimate Bro’smug.

Bro

The closest a person can get to you emotionally.
Ben: “Hey bro
Kayla: “Awwww you’re so sweet”
by YeetersonPeterson69 May 14, 2019
mugGet the Bromug.

it's liquid bro

A phrase referring to earning liquid dividends, most commonly used to explain how a type of dividends work to new people.

The phrase stems from the crypto currency Axion in which investors stake tokens in order to earn dividends. Some of the dividends are liquid, hence the phrase came to be.
When can I withdraw my wBTC dividends?

It's liquid bro!
by Ermabot March 21, 2021
mugGet the it's liquid bromug.

Bro in law

When your only friends with someone because your gf is their friend.
"Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"

"Sure, is tom coming?"

"yeah why?"

"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"

"aw that sucks"
by Lemon Addict July 29, 2017
mugGet the Bro in lawmug.

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