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anal fart baby

When you jizz in a women's ass and she farts, causing the cum to leak and and seap into her vagina, thus causing her to get pregnant, the resulting child is called an anal fart baby
you see Melissa over there she's an anal fart baby
by Hello bby April 12, 2016
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ball sack fart

The type if fart that emonates up through you butt crack while you are sitting down. It pauses monentarily and then lightly fluffs past your ball sack. The fart is complete...
I thought I had ball sack fart, but apparently I sharted myself!
by Schmendt November 17, 2013
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Total Eclipse of the Fart

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.
Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
by heffelda October 25, 2010
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Posttraumatic Fart Disorder

A mental disorder often developed in early childhood due to having had a parent who emitted intolerably rank, often deafening farts out of the blue.
How could I have predicted that my dear husband’s vile and sudden gaseous explosions would become a trigger for my Posttraumatic Fart Disorder?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Open Air Fart

A release of a fart outdoors that is so dense and vile that not even a breeze, strong wind, or any other weather related condition can safely disperse the heinous ass gas before it makes its way to all surrounding victims’ noses. Even moments later, this thick and gaseous hell-beast of a rectal belch will stay lingering in the same outdoor vicinity in which it was spawned.
The family cookout was going well this past weekend, until Bobbo laid an open air fart that cleared the entire picnic area and almost killed his already unhealthy, jaundice looking friend, Smear.

Minutes later when EMTs arrived to collect Smear, the lingering aroma of Bobbo’s open air fart forced them to wear decontamination suits and oxygen masks in order to enter the hot zone.
by Mr Damien Bean May 21, 2015
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Kick start fart

it is when you cant piss unless you fart,
also known as the awkward fart in public toilets
i couldn't piss so i gave it the old kick start fart
by poonslayer06621 October 16, 2010
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poopy fart chunks

When u fart while a terd is up to bat and little chunks come outta it like shrapnel.
Dude I had to take a shit while I farted and poopy fart chunks blasted into my boxers!
by Bob tits January 20, 2009
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