Crust cake

The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.

A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.

That crust cake is finally out of my life forever.

by truoodle November 12, 2020

Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011

Take My Cake

They want you to stick it in their booty.

"Brad, literally just take my cake already."

by CarcinoGeneticist13 April 17, 2019

Cake

Fat person, they have eaten too much cake

Omg have you seen her recently, she's an absolute cake

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

There's still cake in the fridge

That two people just got married or started a relationship

There's still cake in the fridge I can't believe John is cheating on Emma

by Chaoticbasementchild October 10, 2020

wa cake

A term used to describe an animal or person that is unexpectedly chubby or curvy.

damn Bob, I didn't know your cat was such a wa cake.
Jessica's a total wa cake, check out her latest posts.

by krazul January 20, 2024

Patty Cake Sigma

Sex. Clappin' cheeks.

"What was that clapping sound coming from the bedroom?"

"Oh, we were just playing Patty Cake Sigma."

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2024