Lamar St. Time Bomb

When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.

Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.
A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?
by Organikz October 10, 2009
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Date Bombed

When you date someone and marry them. Immediately after the honeymoon they do a 180 and show who they really are and it's NOT GOOD. You did not marry the person you dated.
by Pudhud12 July 7, 2021
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bachelor bomb

When a single guy (or Dad who's a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.
"Sorry I'm running late, I set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that shit up before Katie gets home."
by Marauder12 July 9, 2016
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Atom bombing

The act of a very large gay man fucking another gay (or sometimes strait) Man so hard his molecular structure fails and leaves nothing but atomic traces
Paul: I'm gunna do some Atom Bombing this weekend you care to join?

Joe: Paul how many fucking times do I have to tell you I'm strait you fucking fag!!!!

Paul: Don't make me atom bomb you
by Sfv December 25, 2008
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Scizzy bomb

The explosion of cum in to a girls mouth when giving head to Scizzy
After an hour of glossing his pole I felt the power of a Scizzy bomb in my mouth.
by anonymous October 11, 2023
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Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds

“Aye man”
by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
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