Nut shuffle

When a guy sways back and forth to make is nuts hit his thighs.

I was bored waiting in line so I started to "nut shuffle".

by The big floopy one October 18, 2010

Nut Puff

The act of applying pressure to one half of one's testicles so that the remaining testicles inflates though the open seam of a pair of boxer shorts. This creates a look to the testicle that is similar to an inflated balloon.

"Henry gave me a big ol' eyeful of Nut Puff when I woke up after a sleepover at his house."

by Lighthouse August 5, 2013

goober nuts

a guy with bruised/pruny nuts

tessa nut checked jason and gave him goober nuts nut checked

by ben dover October 3, 2004

Nut Juice

The proper and healthier alternative for "Almond Milk"

Tyrone: Its called almond milk cause no one can say nut juice with a straight face
Daniel Day Lewis: Nut Juice*says nut juice with the most straight and serious face*
Tyrone: *Chugs Nut Juice*
Daniel Day Lewis: *Chugs In Unison*

by stale cheerio June 13, 2018

Nuts & Bolts

1. To Do Something Crazy/Being Brave
2. To Suggest Something Crazy
3. When Not Alright In The Head

Nuts: Wonky Hammer is Going to Ask Lady Screwdriver Out to the Toolbox.

Bolts: He Must be Nuts & Bolts!

by T.Kila. August 19, 2013

Nut Son

A funny looking person, typically called a dough head or ding a ling.

Man, look at that girl over there. She's surely a Nut Son.

by stan22224 August 25, 2009

nut smack

an act in which one release a huge load of jiz upon another

I just got nut smacked in the eye.

by bumble bee123 December 9, 2008