piss wringer

Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.

Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.

by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023

Pussy Piss Baby

A pathetic person who sleeps too much and is ugle (typical male)

He is such a Pussy Piss Baby

by Averysmallcatinaverylargebox April 8, 2024

Satan's Piss

the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.

me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"

by liisadumbstupididiot December 21, 2020

Piss up a rope

A phrase often used to tell a person to leave them.

Go piss up a rope joe

by The real pahooga January 4, 2022

piss-wank

Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.

Look over there at Archie! He's such a piss-wank

by Whatta Meme May 31, 2018

piss freaks

Piss freaks is a very tuff gc on discord.

Piss freaks is my home

by unicornsandcurtains August 18, 2025

goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024