one fingered salute

To extend only the middle finger as a gesture of hatred or anger.

Also known as the rude finger.

Why did you hit tim?

He gave me the one fingered salute.

by me no wait Jesus December 9, 2007

dick ass one

1.a word typically said by elementary students and middle schoolers who think that it is cool to cuss and make up their own words that they have learned and gathered into their own saying for their amusement.

2. A creative way to call some the world renowned asshole.

bobby you are a dick ass one.

amy my mom wouldn't let me watch cartoons yesterday, its okay she aint nothing but a dick ass one.

by meek the freak January 17, 2009

One Sheet Wipe

One Sheet Wipe are a fictional emotional rock band from East Kent, UK. Led by vocalist Tom Henson.

If One Sheet Wipe actually existed then their gig last night would have been seriously rad.

by Lizard987 March 12, 2009

one man train

When your boyfriend aka "The Fox" has sex with you for over an hour. It's like a train was happening but with only one person.

My boyfriend ran a one man train on me last night, and I am exhausted.

by Pinksyringes June 23, 2014

one way motherfucker

A person who only looks at the world with only there needs in mind

She wanted you to change everything about your life but didn't want to do a Danny thing to change hers. And you responded " what a one way motherfucker."

by rustedroot April 21, 2016

Are you on one

Up for anything

Are you on one tonight because i need to get crazy.

by Champion Man May 12, 2006

one shot buzz

effects on noobies during the kick off. it mainly is a person who hasn't had a beer yet, and can't handle the first drink.

minor symptoms: (most likely to happen)
-acts strange
-tries to drink more beer thinking it'll wear off
THE NEXT DAY:
-has a severe hangover

major symptoms: (least likely to happen; but still can happen)

-cringing face (doesn't like beer)
-tries to egg his/her way out of drinking another for the second kickoff
-passes out after the shot

-If this ever happens to somebody at a party, you could:

-help them out

-let them have their fun (get used to partying)

-leave them to die (not literally)

My friend got invited to his first party, he had to do the noobie kickoff. He got a one shot buzz from it. but he didn't pass out!

by shotinthedark112 June 17, 2009