Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.

1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Who's in my mouth

a sexual game played with 5 or more people. rules of the game are that everyone must not talk and turn the lights off. once that is done have everyone undress and start putting,their genitalia in each others mouths and have them guess who is in their mouth. no one can talk except for the person with the genitalia in their mouth. if the person guesses correctly then they get to go again. so on and so on until they lose. randomly select the next person to go.

*random person sticks he nuts into mouth of selected person.*
selected person: ughh its soo hairy.umm i dont know Who's in my mouth. come on tell me!
*muffled voice due to genitalia in mouth*

by Pwning like its 1999. February 22, 2010

pardon my freedom

since we are going through a french to freedom revolution, IE: freedom fries, freedom toast, freedom kissing. since the fraise pardon my french exists it is now pardon my freedom.

Doc: sry but u have aids

Guy: MOTHER FUCKER

Guy: o pardon my freedom

by nicky the don July 6, 2005

suck my balls

to cause a vacuum with ones mouth around the testicular sack (scrotum)

"would you like to suck mah baws?"

by Phil Clarke August 4, 2003

douche my eyes

Necessary after seeing something revoltingly hideous.

Hey girl...not everyone should where a mini-dress! I’ve got to douche my eyes after that unsightly mess!!

by Verbal Slasher May 17, 2018

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008

You're my favourite

Used by Bruce Forsyth on Strictly Come Dancing and other competition shows when talking to a contestant who didn't do very well and looks sure to receive the lowest score of the night. Condescending.

"That was terrible!"
"We're literally relying on public votes to keep us in the competition tonight"
"Well don't worry, because you're my favourite"

by Britchick101 November 28, 2012