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etiwanda high school

A school full of depressed kids that hide their emotions with memes.

No one there really likes each other and all the students call one another trash but they all come together under the powerful force of eagle pride.
Remember that girl that put her hair up into a ponytail before fighting that other girl? They went to Etiwanda high school.
by Dayleem June 11, 2018
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Sweetwater High School

The school that’s full of fake and non-genuine people. By non-genuine, that includes douchy varsity players ending up in dead-end jobs, rapists, etc. It’s full of AP classes, but you’ll still find dumbass students in any of the classes. You’ll find many people that peak in this school, and you’re likely to see their lives tumble down after graduation. Don’t have high expectations for their bobo football team. You can make many friends here, but don’t assume that they’ll still be your friends after high school. The teachers here care for students really well. Fights happen quite often.
DudeA: You went to Sweetwater High School?

DudeB: Yeah, it was fun I guess.
by WoolyCat November 4, 2019
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Resurrection High School

This is an all girls catholic high school. The tuition here is so much but that doesn’t matter because parents here are so naive. There’s no diversity here everyone is strictly caucasians. Girls here are wild. All they care about is oc’s, drinking, vaping, and hooking up with pats and dons boys. Rumors here spread like wild fire. Everyone hates each other even if their best friends. You want to kill you self 24/7 but lowkey love the school at the same time. Go bandits!
Caleb- Where do you go to?
Madison- resurrection high school

Caleb- I go to pats, want to hook up?
Madison- omg ofc!
by So relatable June 1, 2018
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Union High School

The most ghetto ass school in New Jersey. Along with a crappy education where you'll eventually get a teacher you despise, you also get boys materbating in bathroom stalls, girls having sex in bathroom stalls (because for some reason a bathroom is the best setting for a lesbian porno), bomb threats, constant fights over whatever dumbass reason people could use as an excuse (i swear we once had a fight over a fucking 75 cent cookie from the cafeteria..shit was stale too), security guards that have the same skills and logic as a police officer in a hispanic country, people doing cringy tiktoks in the middle of class, mfs shouting about whatever bs rumors are revelant, and more to come soon! Be sure to join this "school" with us and sit back and watch a real iteration of hell happen before your eyes
Oh wow, fellow girlfriend, that union high school bathroom looks so hawt, let's fuck in it!
by BIGHEAD6921 May 4, 2022
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Pace High School

Where all the Miami thots go out to play and where all the football niggas go out to run trains on innocent freshmen. Never in your life visit pace or you’ll be scammed and will find yourself attending it the following year. You might think it’s a nice Catholic school for your Latino son Pablo or Juan to attend to, but nope. The only thing praised there is the football team, cheerleaders, and all the lightskin wets. Pablo is not going to fit in because there’s a lot of hood rat bitches who eat hot fries everyday in lunch and there’s a lot of fake thug ass niggas who walk down the hallways singing the same NBA Youngboy song. The teachers aren’t that bad, but they don’t really give a fuck about the school in general. The classes are always cold and the food is always cold. And don’t ever walk into a pace bathroom after 4 PM, you’ll either see two niggas fucking each other or freshmen fighting and screaming worldstar. The freshmen are the worst thing too, most of them are ugly, wets, or actually kind of cool. They all smell like roach spray though. So basically, don’t go to Pace.
“Hey Pablo, want to go to Pace High School” - Mom
“Si, mama, I would like to see all my border crossing friends from my middle school in Hialeah” - Pablo
“Okay Pablo, have fun” - Mom

*Pablo gets ran through by the football team twice, fails all his classes, sits next to a black girl who only eats takis in every class, and fell off the bleachers”

Despacito” - Pablo
by Mr.Ben Dover Jr January 17, 2019
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Ford Middle School

Ford Middle School is filled with thirsty hoes, and white boys who say the n word, ratchet bitches that think they the shit cause they have sum ass, and student athletes that think they the shit because they made the bb team but yet they made c team... but Mr.David Thic
by allenuser42069 May 22, 2019
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UMFS Charterhouse School

A shittiest alternative school in Richmond, that not only exploits traumatized children, but also exploits the teachers and therapist that work there. Well known for putting sexual predators and pedophiles in the same class room as sexually abused children.
I just raped my 2 year old sister. Now I get to go to UMFS Charterhouse school, where they will tell me I am a good boy, and I get to molest other kids in middle school.
by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 23, 2019
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