When someone you know used to be slim but now they have put on loads of weight and are now caked out.
by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011

a female that multiple friends from the same group would like to become intimate with, usually slutty but almost always into hotter guys.
Person 1: I'm gonna kill steve
Person 2: WTF why?
Person 1: I found a new cake and he licked it without telling me
Person 2: WTF why?
Person 1: I found a new cake and he licked it without telling me
by ENGLISHCHAP--- April 9, 2017

A baked item of food that is usually sweet, and topped with other sweet things like frosting, fruit, or an assortment of candies to make it look attractive and edible. Cakes are a dessert often served at birthday parties, weddings, when family comes over, or whenever you want.
by I_write_books August 7, 2017

by rennerk March 19, 2022

Having a cake when it is not your birthday.
by God's best friend, son June 9, 2010

Damn, Derek is such a fruit cake with plastic surgery and Botox slobbering at that dick picture he found on the internet yesterday
by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022
