when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier February 15, 2011
friend zoned by a guy as a girl. He doesn't want to seek a relationship with a girl who is interested in him
Daphne: Hey Fred! You want to hang out later tonight
Fred: Nah, sorry I got plans with someone else.
Velma: Damn, Daphne got the bro shoulder from Fred
Fred: Nah, sorry I got plans with someone else.
Velma: Damn, Daphne got the bro shoulder from Fred
by SapShikari February 17, 2021
A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)
As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.
Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!
Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!
by Caged Birdy October 01, 2015
A person who temporarily adopts fandom of a team because of a close friend or family member who also likes the team. It’s done in a positive spirit of all wanting to root for the same team.
Ask Steve if he wants to go the game, I know he doesn’t care about Basketball but he’s a Bandwagon Bro and will have a lot of fun and cheer for the team like they’re his favorite.
by jbird3030 June 05, 2025
by ECPcuh July 23, 2018
(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 06, 2022
Hey Burger bro
by the ultimate burger man August 02, 2021