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Swollen Zombie

I was edging and now I have a swollen zombie.
by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017
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Goon Zombie

A person usually male that can only think of gooning to celebs
fuck i love olivia so much i'm goon zombie
by RockyCanoa March 2, 2023
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Zombie Serious

When you're serious, but not quite dead serious.
Example Person 1: "Dude! Are you serious?!?!"
Cool Person 1: "Yep. Zombie serious."
by Tori~MP3 November 22, 2009
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Attention Zombie

The most pathetic type of attention whore in the history of attention whores who fakes her own death online to get attention and sympathy from others. Usually accompanied by a league of her own alt accounts and simps who spread the news of unfortunate death and then a miraculous recovery few days later and collects all the attention.
"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."

Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.
by urbanronin September 25, 2021
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Zombie Apocalypse

A guaranteed way of never having to become slaves to our jobs
I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse happens so that I don't have to go to work all the time and get bitched at by that annoying bitch of a boss.
by Krackerjacksnacks August 11, 2017
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Cum-Zombie

When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.
Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.
by Fing Fang Foom July 24, 2019
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Locker Zombie

That one kid you are not even friends with but still hangs around your locker trying to start a conversation with you. It is common of Locker Zombies to smell like an aged bag of used tampons that Satan wiped his ass with.
Student 1: Oh God, here comes Brian, he's such a fucking Locker Zombie.
Student 2: I know man, he's annoying as fuck and I can smell his ass from a mile away.
by That dude431 May 25, 2016
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