zachary ml

daddiest daddy of the daddies. hot and cute and most huggable human being frfrrrfrrrrfr. literal definition of comfort person !! like kiss me oml
~ur bbg

zachary ml ! happy bfs day😭😭💞

by ur moms whore ok October 3, 2022

Zachary

hot cute nice hot funny amazing did i say hot?

zachary it hot

by chlara October 6, 2022

zachary

beaner and illegal while being stinky and smelling like curry at the same time

He smells like a zachary.

by Duabrotha October 11, 2022

Zachary kibler

The act of having a foursome and cumming in each other’s mouths while shiting on each other’s chests screaming fuck me daddy.

Hi Nate wanna have a Zachary kibler I’m horny?

by Springyapple5 October 22, 2022

Zachary

Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!

"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"

by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022

Zachary

He's pretty pog

Zachary is pretty pog

by Seerof November 26, 2022

Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023