your person

someone close to you that you trust and stick by at all times

you’re always able to talk to them and share personal things with them

they’re the first person to know about something big in your life

Christina and Meredith from Greys Anatomy

“Christina i’m your person” “you’re not my person owen is my person”

by michael heehee June 29, 2019

In Your Cone

Being in your cone is not only a physical scenario but also a mental situation. you could be extremely drunk, struggling with something, in a lot of trouble/debt or even straight up not having a good time. being in your cone is being in your poes, but politer.

Bro 1: dude i think you drank too much
bro 2: yeah i’m in my cone

guy 1: my family found out i smoke
close friend to guy 1: you’re in your cone!

by tommy spooking shelby April 24, 2020

For meal your

When someone doesn’t know how to spell familiar because they never went to school

Boy 1: You look for meal your.
Girl 1: What?
Boy 1: You look for meal your.
Girl 1: what is for meal your ?
Boy 1: You look i know you!

by Someone on R/boneappletea December 18, 2020

your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013

Your Stepdad

a fire ass rapper from the raq

your stepdad the goat, he made "2muchfaith"

by thongremover45 February 16, 2023

Your face is

This is most commonly used on a school bus from naive students to support their gossip, even if it's literally a frickin' compliment.

"You're dumb."
"Your face is dumb."

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020

Your Thighness

A nickname for a woman whom you appreciate for her impeccable bottom half.

Wow, that girl has some really nice ass, I would

definitely call her Your Thighness.

"I will do whatever you want me to, your thighness"
- every partner Nickey Minaj has ever had

by De Finer February 10, 2021